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It’s she who holds her tongue who gets her man
Come on, you poor unfortunate soul
Go ahead!
Make your choice!
I’m a very busy woman
And I haven’t got all day
It won’t cost much
Just your voice!
You poor unfortunate soul
It’s sad
But true
If you want to cross a bridge, my sweet
You’ve got to pay the toll
Take a gulp and take a breath
And go ahead and sign the scroll!
Flotsam, Jetsam, now I’ve got her, boys
The boss is on a roll
This poor unfortunate soul.
(Ariel signs contract.)
Paluga, sarruga, come winds of the Caspian Sea.
Now rings us glossitis and max laryngitis,
La voce to me!
Now . . . sing!
Ariel: (Sings.)
Ursula: Keep singing! (Giant magical hands rip out Ariel’s voice and give it to
Ursula. She laughs as Ariel is changed into a human and rushed to the surf-
ace by Flounder and Sebastian.)
(Fade to beach. Eric and Max are walking near castle.)
Eric: (Playing flute.) That voice. I can’t get it out of my head. I’ve looked
everywhere, Max - where could she be? (On other side of rocks Ariel is
washed up. Sebastian and Flounder are exausted. Ariel sees her legs and is
amazed.)
Scuttle: Well, look at what the catfish dragged in! Look at ya! Look at ya!
There’s something different. Don’t tell me - I got it. It’s your hairdo,
right? You’ve been using the dinglehopper, right? No? No huh, well let me
see. New . . . seashells? No new seashells. I gotta admit I can’t put my
foot on it right now, but if I just stand here long enough I know that I’ll -
Sebastian: SHE’S GOT LEGS, YOU IDIOT! She traded her voice to the sea witch
and got legs. Jeez, man . . .
Scuttle: I knew that.
Flounder: Ariel’s been turned into a human. She’s gotta make the prince fall in
love with her, and he’s gotta ki- he’s gotta kiss her. (Ariel tries to get
up.)
Sebastian: And she’s only got three days. Just look at her. On legs. On human
legs! My nerves are shot. This is a catastrophe! What would her father say?
I’ll tell you what her father’d say, he’d say he’s gonna kill himself a crab,
that’s what her father’d say! I’m gonna march meself straight home right now
and tell him just like I shoulda done de minute- (Ariel grabs him.) . . . and
don’t you shake your head at me, young lady. Maybe there’s still time. If
we could get that witch to give you back your voice, you could go home with
all the normal fish, and just be . . . just be . . . just be miserable for
the rest of your life. All right, all right. I’ll try to help you find that
prince. Boy. What a soft-shell I’m turning out to be.
Scuttle: Now, Ariel, I’m tellin’ ya, if you wanna be a human the first thing
you gotta do is dress like one. Now lemme see.
(Cut to Eric and Max. Max smells Ariel and gets excited.)
Eric: Max? Huh . . . what, Max!
Scuttle: (Whistles.) Ya look great kid. Ya look - sensational. (They hear Max.
He arrives and chases Ariel up on a rock.)
Eric: Max . . . Max - Quiet Max! What’s gotten into you fella? (Sees Ariel.)
Oh . . . Oh, I see. Are you O.K., miss? I’m sorry if this knucklehead
scared you. He’s harmless, really - . . . you . . . seem very familiar . . .
to me. Have we met? We have met? I knew it! You’re the one - the one I’ve
been looking for! What’s your name? (Ariel mouths 'Ariel' but no words come
out.) What’s wrong? What is it? You can’t speak? (Ariel shakes her head.)
Oh. Then you couldn’t be who I thought. (Ariel and Max look frustrated. She
tries pantomime.) What is it? You’re hurt? No, No . . . You need help.
(She falls into him.) Whoa, whoa, careful - careful - easy. Gee, you must
have really been through something. Don’t worry, I’ll help you. Come on . . .
Come on, you’ll be okay.
(Fade to Ariel in bath playing with bubbles.)
Carlotta: Washed up from a shipwreck. Oh, the poor thing. We’ll have you
feeling better in no time. [Picks up Ariel’s 'dress'] I’ll just - I’ll just
get this washed for you.
(Cut to Sebastian in dress getting washed.)
Woman 1: Well you must have at least heard about this girl.
Woman 2: Well, Gretchen says . . . (Sebastian is dunked.) . . . since when has
Gretchen got anything right. I mean really, this girl shows up in rags and
doesn’t speak-
Sebastian: Madame, please ! . . .
Woman 2: . . . not my idea of a princess. If Eric’s looking for a girl, I know
a couple of highly available ones right here . . . (Sebastian dives into
kitchen and sees various fish cooking. He faints.)
(Cut to castle dining room.)
Grimsby: Oh, Eric, be reasonable. Nice young ladies just don’t - swim around
rescuing people in the middle of the ocean and then - flutter off into
oblivion, like some -
Eric: I’m tellin’ you, Grim, she was REAL! I’m gonna find that girl - and I’m
gonna marry her.
Carlotta: Ha Ha. Come on honey. Don’t be shy. (Ariel enteres in a beautiful
dress.)
Grimsby: Oh, Eric, isn’t she a vision?
Eric: You look - wonderful.
Grimsby: Come come come, you must be famished. Let me help you my dear. There
we go - ah - quite comfy? Uh. It’s - It’s not ofen that we have such a lovely
dinner guest, eh Eric? (Ariel starts combing hair with a fork. They look
dumbfounded and she is embarrased. She sees pipe and brightens.) Uh, do you
like it? It is rather - fine . . . (She blows its contents into his face.
Eric laughs.)
Carlotta: Oh, my!
Eric: Ahem, so sorry Grim.
Carlotta: Why, Eric, that’s the first time I’ve seen you smile in weeks.
Grimsby: (Wiping his face.) Oh, very amusing. Carlotta, my dear, what’s for
dinner?
Carlotta: Oooh, you’re gonna love it. Chef’s been fixing his specialty,
stuffed crab.
(Cut to Sebastian watching Louis cook. He is humming to himself.)
Louis:
Les poissons
Les poissons
How I love les poissons
Love to chop
And to serve little fish
First I cut off their heads
Then I pull out the bones
Ah mais oui
Ca c’est toujours delish
Les poissons
Les poissons
Hee hee hee
Hah hah hah
With the cleaver I hack them in two
I pull out what’s inside
And I serve it up fried
God, I love little fishes
Don’t you?
Here’s something for tempting the palate
Prepared in the classic technique
First you pound the fish flat with a mallet
Then you slash through the skin
Give the belly a slice
Then you rub some salt in
’Cause that makes it taste nice
Zut alors, I have missed one!
Sacre bleu
What is this?
How on earth could I miss
Such a sweet little succulent crab?
Quel dommage
What a loss
Here we go in the sauce
Now some flour, I think
Just a dab
Now I stuff you with bread
It don’t hurt ’cause you’re dead
And you’re certainly lucky you are
’Cause it’s gonna be hot
In my big silver pot
Toodle loo mon poisson
Au revoir!
(Sebastian hops back and Louis grabs him again.) What is this? (Sebastian
pinches his nose and a battle ensues. Louis knocks over a large cabinet.)
(Cut to dining room. Huge crash is heard.)
Carlotta: I think I’d better go see what Louis is up to.
(Back to kitchen. Louis is trashing the place.)
Louis: Come out you little pipsqueak and fight like a man!
Carlotta: Louis! What are you doing?
Louis: Well - I - I was just - er, er, I’m sorry, madame.
(Cut back to dining room.)
Grimsby: You know, Eric, perhaps our young guest might enjoy seeing some of the
sights of the kingdom. Something in the way of a tour?
Eric: I’m sorry, Grim, what was that?
Grimsby: You can’t spend all your time moping about, you need to get out. Do
something, have a life. (Grimsby lifts his plate’s cover to reveal Sebastian
cowering in the salad.) Get your mind off -
Eric: Easy, Grim, Easy. (Ariel lifts her own plate cover and signals for
Sebastian to hide there. Sebastian rushes across while no one is looking.)
It’s not a bad idea. If she’s interested. Well - whaddaya say? Would you
like to join me on a tour of my kingdom tomorrow?
(Ariel nods vigorously, leaning heavily on her plate’s cover.)
Grimsby: Wonderful, now let’s eat, before this crab wanders off my plate.
(Fade to Ariel watching Eric and Max from balcony.)
Eric: Come here boy! . . . Arrr . . . (He sees Ariel and waves. She is emb-
arassed and goes back inside.)
Sebastian: This has got to be, without a doubt, the single most humiliating day
of my life. I hope you appreciate what I go through for you, young lady.
Now - we got to make a plan to get that boy to kiss you. Tomorrow, when he
takes you for that ride, you gotta look your best. You gotta bat your eyes -
like this. You gotta pucker up your lips - like this. (He sees she is
asleep.) Hm. You are hopeless child. You know dat? Completely hopeless . . .
(Fade to undersea palace. Seahorse swims up to Triton.)
Triton: Any sign of them?
Seahorse: No, Your Majesty. We’ve searched everywhere. We’ve found no trace
of your daughter - or Sebastian.
Triton: Well, keep looking. Leave no shell unturned, no coral unexplored. Let
no one in this kingdom sleep until she’s safe at home.
Seahorse: Yes sire. (He leaves.)
Triton: Oh, what have I done? What have I done?
(Morning at castle. Ariel and Eric leave for their tour. Ariel is amazed
by everything.)
Flounder: (As they pass water.) Has he kissed her yet?
Sebastian: Not yet.
Flounder: Ohh . . . (Ariel and Eric go dancing and see the town.)
Scuttle: Yo, Flounder! Any kissing?
Flounder: No, not yet.
Scuttle: Hmm. Well they - they better get crackin’. (They leave town and Ariel
drives, almost crashing. They end up rowing on a still lagoon in the even-
ing.)
Flounder: Move over - move your big feathers. I can’t see a thing.
Scuttle: Nothing is happening. . . . Only one day left, and that boy ain’t
puckered up once. O.K. All right, this calls for a little vocal romantic
stimulation. Stand back. (He flies over and sings very badly.)
Eric: Wow. Somebody should find that poor animal and put it out of its misery.
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